"Thank you, Mr. Prime Minister, for agreeing to

change the name of the world's largest democracy to Willie,

the nickname Laura and I use to summon our cat India

when it's time for her tuna-flavored kitty treats."

As Prime Minister Singh was speaking, the President

thought: "Funny thing, Laura and I have a pet cat

named India. I wonder if this guy in the ten-gallon

turban knows she's been fixed."

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