MoDo's Cat

"You are getting very sleepy, pussycat, very sleepy.

"Let me outta here! I'm not a cat burglar! I'm a cat blogger!"

The Last Thing the Mouse Ever Saw

Cat and Mouse Playing Games

If Ann Coulter Were a Cat

If Rush Limbaugh Were a Dog

Predictably, Ambassador Crocker's testimony before

Congress rendered the cat comatose.

"I am indeed a cat, and this is indeed a hat."

What is it about cats that makes them want to

play with their food?

In the Augie Doggie vs. Doggie Daddy trial, no one knows

for sure how a cat ended up as foreman of the jury.

"Look at it this way, pussycat. It's not your

fault the mice will play while you're away."

Fearless Chicks Prove Tigers Are Real Pussies

CAT Scan Proves Leopard Is Member of Feline Family

"Hey, Bub, what's with the Alpo shit? Nothing but Fancy Feast

ever touches my lips!

Cats do not like rectal exams.

When Blackie asked if he could invite some

'really cool cats' over for dinner, his Mom said OK.

The cat had repeated "Come and get me, copper!"

one too many times.

Puss 'N Boobs

Cat Finds Asphalt Shingle Roof Not So Hot

Goblin the Cat is always in the pink on Friday the 13th.