Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Getting It On:

That's Erotica!

James Carville and Mary Matalin Holding Hands: That's Pornography!

Unlike Pinocchio, Mary Matalin's nose doesn't

grow when she lies. Her ears do.

How Lady McCheney Gets Her Stuff

Suddenly, Mary understood what James was

referring to with all his 'dickweed', 'rod parsley',

and 'johnson grass' jokes.