President Bush Smooched by Strange Woman on Floor

of New York Stock Exchange; Michele Bachmann Sues

for Alienation of Affection

Michele Bachmann, Republican Representative fromMinnesota, Teaching President Bush How Evangelical Lutherans Suck Face

Would someone please tell Republican Representative

Michele Bachmann that Gael Monfils is ready when she is?

Republican Representative Michele Bachmann was

still in a dreamy mood today after her thirty seconds

of face time with President Bush following his State

of the Union address last night. Michele says she won't

wash her lips for a week and expects the autograph

she got from the President to sell for big bucks on

eBay someday.