"Mr. President, I'm sure you've heard of Iran's new

Bushehr Nucular Power Plant. Do you know if it

was named in your honor or your father's?"

Iranians Dump Allah, Swear Fealty

to Radioactive Godhead

Iranians Dump Allah, Swear Fealty

to Radioactive Godhead

Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman was miffed when

someone joked that dumping him--and not nuclear

waste--in Yucca Mountain would be a Win-Win proposition.