Showing posts with label George H. W. Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George H. W. Bush. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

"Mr. President, I'm sure you've heard of Iran's new
Bushehr Nucular Power Plant. Do you know if it
was named in your honor or your father's?"

Friday, November 2, 2007

Remember Yoda 41? Those were
the good old days, weren't they?

Thursday, November 1, 2007

The Bush Crime Family During
the Beverly Hillbillies Era

Friday, August 24, 2007

"Yeah, Sarko, it's just as the Bible prophesied about
us: 'There were giants in the earth in those days'."

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Sarko the Giant Visits the Bush Crime Family
Enclave in Kennebunkumport

Thursday, August 9, 2007

The Day Vladimir Putin Forgot to Wear His Elevator Shoes

Thursday, July 5, 2007

"Oh, where have you been,
Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Oh, where have you been,
Charming Billy?"

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

"I'll let you in on a little secret, Vladimir. Old
man Bush treats me like a dog."

Saturday, June 30, 2007

"You're such a spaz, George! You've hooked another
one of those goddamn Flying Wallendas."

Thursday, May 31, 2007

"Tell me, Billy, do you think I have a snowball's chance
in Hell of going to Heaven?"

Monday, May 28, 2007

Nightmare in Black and White

Sunday, March 25, 2007

"Then Liddy tells me if I keep acting like Le Frottageur, she
is going to start playing 'Hide the Viagra' again. Has Barb
ever had to play that game with you, George?"

Friday, December 8, 2006

At the conclusion of the notorious Appalachian Summit,
the Bush Crime Family sat for a group portrait.
As George Herbert Walker Bush wept uncontrollably
in front of the Florida State Legislature, Jeb Bush
reached down to wipe a tear from the eye of his
pet alligator.