"Mr. President, I'm sure you've heard of Iran's new

Bushehr Nucular Power Plant. Do you know if it

was named in your honor or your father's?"

Remember Yoda 41? Those were

the good old days, weren't they?

The Bush Crime Family During

the Beverly Hillbillies Era

"Yeah, Sarko, it's just as the Bible prophesied about

us: 'There were giants in the earth in those days'."

Sarko the Giant Visits the Bush Crime Family

Enclave in Kennebunkumport

The Day Vladimir Putin Forgot to Wear His Elevator Shoes

"Oh, where have you been,

Billy Boy, Billy Boy?

Oh, where have you been,

Charming Billy?"

"I'll let you in on a little secret, Vladimir. Old

man Bush treats me like a dog."

"You're such a spaz, George! You've hooked another

one of those goddamn Flying Wallendas."

"Tell me, Billy, do you think I have a snowball's chance

in Hell of going to Heaven?"

Nightmare in Black and White

"Then Liddy tells me if I keep acting like Le Frottageur, she

is going to start playing 'Hide the Viagra' again. Has Barb

ever had to play that game with you, George?"

At the conclusion of the notorious Appalachian Summit,

the Bush Crime Family sat for a group portrait.

As George Herbert Walker Bush wept uncontrollably

in front of the Florida State Legislature, Jeb Bush

reached down to wipe a tear from the eye of his

pet alligator.