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Naked Celibates Misspell 'Nookie'

Thanks to the proximity of thousands of very chilly nudists

protesting global warming, the Aletsch Glacier has

stopped melting.

"No, no, darling, they didn't say 'dirty bitch'.

They said 'dirty beach'. These guys are here

to clean up an oil spill, that's all."

Nudists exist to remind us why clothing was invented.

And it wasn't to protect our bodies from the weather.