After the polar ice cap melted, Santa moved his

operation to the Caribbean.

Global Warming Persuades Santa the Time Has

Come to Trade His Sleigh for a Rowboat

Pope Benedict Releases Homing Pigeon Bearing

Message That Solutions to Global Warming Must Be

Based on Church Dogma, Not Dubious Science

Bipolar Bear Heads to Antarctica

Polar Bear Celebrating Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize Shortly

Before Being Clubbed by Rightist Storm Troopers

Thanks to the proximity of thousands of very chilly nudists

protesting global warming, the Aletsch Glacier has

stopped melting.

Here's a photo of a day at the beach in Las Vegas, Nevada,

in 2017, the year former Republican Senator James Inhofe

celebrated his 83rd birthday by announcing that global

warming was still a hoax in Oklahoma.

Oklahoma Republican Senator James Inhofe to Be Used

As Tom-Tom During Live Earth Concert at the National

Museum of the American Indian

Boot Hill

Lake Eucumbene

Australia

Snowy Owl Mighty Pissed by Global Warming

"There's much we know and can agree on around the

climate change issue," says Rex Tillerson, ExxonMobil

 CEO, "and there’s much that we just don’t believe we

do know … and we want to have a debate about the

things we know and understand, the things we know

about that we don’t understand very well, and the

things we don’t even know about around this

very complex issue of climate science. So that is

what will continue to be our position until we

change it."

"I am announcing today a new international climate change

framework, which sets aspirational goals for reducing carbon

emissions, but contains no concrete targets or dates, no

enforcement mechanism, and no penalties for noncompliance.

It also won't take effect until four years after I leave office

and move to Dick Cheney's bunker.”

In the age of global warming, the Marlins, Devil Rays, and

Mariners will definitely have the home field advantage.

What Wallace Stegner once wrote about an early

rival of John Wesley Powell applies equally to the

Republican Senator from Oklahoma, James Inhofe:

"He was a preposterous, twelve-gauge, hundred-proof,

kiln-dried, officially notarized fool."

Of the many dreadful consequences of global warming will

be a world-wide epidemic of Inhofe-and-Mouth Disease.

Annual Conference of the Frosty the Snowman Association

Calls for Immediate Action to Stop Global Warming

Bipolar bears are sometimes elated, sometimes depressed

by global warming.

Iditarod Great Sled Race in 2050

ExxonMobil Tiger Appointed Lee Raymond Resident Scholar

in Climatology at American Enterprise Institute

ExxonMobil Making Its Weekly Delivery of Cash

to the American Enterprise Institute