"BlogWorld Expo Throws World's Largest Pajama Party

at The Joint in the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas"

Roger L. Simon was arrested yesterday for appearing

in public without his pajamas.

This is Roger L. Simon in the daytime. People who

know him well say he looks better in his pajamas.

At the rear, sitting uneasily in his playpen,

Barzan Ibrahim, Hussein's half-brother, thought:

"Uh-oh, looks like Saddam has just realized that

his investment of both the Tigris AND Euphrates

in Pajamas Media was a bad idea."