When Ann Coulter's father died, she had to hire professional

mourners from Taiwan. Given her political proclivity, they

came appropriately dressed.

Bleggar Raising Funds for RedState 3.0

White House Road Map to the Grass Roots

"I mean," writes Dan Bartlett, former counselor to President Bush,

"talk about a direct IV into the vein of your support. It’s a very

efficient way to communicate. They [right-wing bloggers] regurgitate

exactly and put up on their blogs what you said to them. It is

something that we’ve cultivated and have really tried to put

quite a bit of focus on."

If Michelle Malkin and Pam Geller were a cocktail,

it would have to be a 'Sloe Comfortable Screw Up

the Wall Mexican Style with a Little Bit of English'.

"BlogWorld Expo Throws World's Largest Pajama Party

at The Joint in the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas"

When rightists, Reaganites, and Republicans go to Heaven,

they will undoubtedly be surprised when Jimmy Carter

greets them and welcomes them into his Habitat for the

Hereafter, where everyone will watch Jimmy Carter: Man

From Plains to all eternity.

Insiders say Russian Ultra-Nationalists wear masks because

they really can't stand the sight of each other.

Billionaire Richard Mellon Scaife Spends Night in Doug's

Motel with Tammy Sue Vasco; R. Emmett Tyrrell Quickly

Poo-Poos Notion of Link to Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy

Take one look at Mark Hemingway and you understand

why his parents never allowed him to be used as a prop

in a political debate.

Polar Bear Celebrating Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize Shortly

Before Being Clubbed by Rightist Storm Troopers

World's Worst Yobs #24

Dan Riehl

World's Worst Yoobs #7

Tammy Bruce

World's Worst Yobs #23

Charles Johnson

"Mr. Hannity, a prominent blogger for Pajamas Media says you

and your ilk are 'a bunch of bedwetting, loudmouth, corrupt,

hypocritical, and incompetent boobs with a mean streak a mile

long and no sense of fair play or proportion.' Would you care

to comment on that?"

Here's how Grover Norquist posed shortly before he drowned

in the bathtub along with his dream of small government during

the Bush Administration.

Willy Wanker and the Chick Lit Factory

Lawyer Joke

Another Lawyer Joke

"Whenever I hear anything described as a heartless assault on

our children, I tend to think it's a good idea. I'm happy that thePresident's willing to do something bad for the kids."

Freedom's Watch

Freedom Swatch

Vice President to Speak to Super-Secret, ConservativeCouncil for National Policy at Secure Undisclosed Location