Contrary to popular belief,

Dan Rather is on the left.

The dummy is on the right.

If Michelle Malkin and Pam Geller were a cocktail,

it would have to be a 'Sloe Comfortable Screw Up

the Wall Mexican Style with a Little Bit of English'.

Fraudacious Ta-Ta

"BlogWorld Expo Throws World's Largest Pajama Party

at The Joint in the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas"

The Limited Edition Michelle Malkin iPhone has

four functions: mobile phone, music player, web

browser, and roto-rooter.

Did you know Michelle Malkin is left-handed? As such, that

automatically makes her (1) sinister, (2) gauche, (3) maladroit,

(4) awkward, (5) clumsy, (6) a member of a minority, and (7)

a victim of discrimination.

No wonder she has a persecution complex.

Contrary to popular belief, rightists don't attack just any

child on S-CHIP. They only attack when their weight

advantage is at least 10-1.

Geraldo Rivera, Bill O'Reilly, and Michelle Malkin:

the Three Warning Signs of Creeping Americanitis

Cleverly disguised as a pumpkin, Michelle Malkin was

able to get the complete lowdown on Halsey and Bonnie,

the parents of Graeme Frost.

The next time you are tempted to feel sorry for yourself,

remember this: Michelle Malkin could have been your mom.

The Chatty Michelle doll comes in two models:

with the S-CHIP,

without the S-CHIP.

“Motherhood," says Michelle Malkin, "should bring a ferocity, and dare I say, make us more violent.” Judged by this standard,Michelle's mother must be proud of how her daughter turned out.

Michelle Malkin Scaring Muslims Off Her Property

Meanwhile, the Islamofascists continued their surreptitious

invasion of Michelle Malkin's neighborhood.

"Larry Craig is a supremely arrogant, lying crapweasel."

Michelle Malkin Before She Takes Her Medicine

After

In celebration of the 20th anniversary of Shark Week, the Discovery

Channel will air exclusive footage of Michelle Malkin landing what

she now admits was not a Great Brown Shark.

Cure for Malignant Malkinism Found

World's Worst Yoobs #2

Michelle Malkin

After Michelle Malkin explained how the cow ate the cabbage,

someone asked her to explain it again. She refused, saying that

she doesn't chew her cud twice.