General Pace Develops Permanent Stoop from

Wearing Humility Medals

Four Reasons We Are All Doomed

"Defense Secretary Robert Gates asked Congress Wednesday to

approve nearly $190 billion for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan

in 2008, increasing initial projections by more than a third."

Profiles in Militarism

"Is homosexuality immoral? Well, I'm really

not an expert on that issue, like General Pace,

so I'd rather not say. But if you were to ask me,

'Is bacon immoral?', I would have to say, 'Yes'."

Had General Peter Pace lived in the nineteenth century,

his head would have been a phrenologist's dream.

Code Pinko Slows Pace and Crashes Gates

"You're absolutely right, Mr. President. The best part

of waking up, is Folger's in your cup."

"If I may mix my avian metaphors, Mr. President, General

Pace and I agree you're a lame duck chickenhawk whose

goose is cooked."