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Poo-Poos Notion of Link to Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy

Do you remember this guy?

He's R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr.

Once upon a time, he believed

he was going to destroy

'Boy Clinton' singlehandedly.

Today, he believes that a good rock and roll

tune hasn't been written in ten years.

Do you understand now why you

don't remember this guy?