"Out of my way, mortals! I'm in a hurry to

get to Day 15 of Zappadan!"

Not only did Hugh Yik lose the skating competition, which

was bad enough. But then he was sued by Wyeth Consumer

Healthcare for putting their brand in a bad light.

That's when the crowd roared in unison, "We'd rather

watch Surya skate naked than wear fur!"

Anni Friesinger Wins Gold Medal in Sprint Skating,

Gives Birth to Teddy Bear

Today's gossip at The Washington Post

is that Jim Brady and Debbie Howell are

much better skaters than they are journalists.