Spider-Man and the Web of Nonintersecting Lines

"Maybe someday," Spider-Man thought, "I won't have to

wear this ridiculous costume and hyphenate my name.

One can only hope."

Q: Why does Alain 'Spider-Man' Robert climb skyscrapers?

A: Because they are there.

Q: Why are they there?

A: Because we are here.

Q: Why are we here?

A: Don't ask Alain.

Q: Why?

A: Because he does not know.

Q: Why does he not know?

A: Because he is too busy climbing.