According to industry critics, tobacco advertising

encourages Haitian voodoo priests to start smoking

before they're old enough to tell one orifice from another.

Zapatista leader Subcomandante Marcos

has excellent taste in pipe tobaccos. His

favorite is Gawith Hoggarth Brown Flake #2.

But when he can't find that in the jungle, he

smokes John Aylesbury English Mixture.