The Smoking Chimp

The Smirking Chimp

Drudge Report Funnies #11

"'Jail Me So I Can Quit Smoking', Says Iowa Woman..."

"And it stayed in its place, not a frown upon its face,

And it's hands never hung by it's side,

And it stopped short, never to go again,

when the old man died from emphysema."

World's Worst Jobs #39

Eddie Van Halen's Personal Trainer

If you have ever wondered where a sadhu gets the ashes

he rubs all over his body, wonder no more.

According to industry critics, tobacco advertising

encourages Haitian voodoo priests to start smoking

before they're old enough to tell one orifice from another.

Defying the authorities, the old Bedouin

ignored all the 'Thank You for Not Smoking'

signs posted in the Negev Desert.