Although Bradley Schlozman resigned from

the Justice Department just last week, he

now claims he doesn't recall doing it.

After hearing him testify today before the Senate

Judiciary Committee, many feel Bradley

Schlozman should give serious consideration

to having a voice transplant.

"Is there any reason you can think of, Mr. Schlozman, why people

frequently confuse you with Bradley Sleazeman?"

Meet Mark "Thor" Fernlund Hearne, II. He was, up until recently,

general counsel for 'the incredible, disappearing American Center

for Voting Rights', a vaporous outfit created for the purpose of

suppressing minority voter turnout on election day. "Thor" has

pretty much disappeared, too, having returned to the skies as the

God of Thunder.