John Tanner, DOJ Voting Rights Section Chief,

Resigns; Wants to Spend Less Time in Hawaii

Man Waterboarded Outside Justice Department for

Demonstrating Against Mukasey Nomination

Chuck Schumer Struggles Courageously to Save

the Mukasey Nomination

What Happened to the Government's Case Against the Holy

Land Foundation After Allah's Mighty Wind Blew into Town

It's official: Alberto Gonzales has changed his name

to Alberto Gonezales.

After hearing him testify today before the Senate

Judiciary Committee, many feel Bradley

Schlozman should give serious consideration

to having a voice transplant.

"Is there any reason you can think of, Mr. Schlozman, why people

frequently confuse you with Bradley Sleazeman?"

Monica Goodling Granted Immunity From Prosecution

Under Blonde Jokes Statute

"Do you solemnly swear that you did not spend more

time fixing your hair than you did preparing your

opening statement to this committee?"

"I believe I went through the graduation line at Regent University,

Congressman, but I didn't mean to."

Asked if he would consider replacing Paul McNulty as

Deputy Attorney General, Viet Dinh, a former senior Justice

Department official, replied, "I’d rather trade places

with Jose Padilla!"

White House and Congress Engaged in a Tug of War

Over Justice Deparment Irregularities

Department of Justice to be Renamed

Department of Lickspittles

"An easy way to remember how to pronounce

my last name is to think 'torture you'."

"Unfortunately, where I teach law

I'm only permitted to torture logic."