Monk Prepares to Dive Into Pool of Moksha at New

DisneyWorld Attraction, Nirvanaland

Monk Prepares to Dive Into Pool of Moksha at New

DisneyWorld Attraction, Nirvanaland

"I've had enough of his monkeyshines!" the cop

said as he locked up the animal rights activist.

"I've had enough of his monkeyshines!" the cop

said as he locked up the animal rights activist.

In the competition for the Gillette Prize, Mariah Carey,

a modern-day goddess, was no match for Venus, whose

legs alone were over six feet long.

In the competition for the Gillette Prize, Mariah Carey,

a modern-day goddess, was no match for Venus, whose

legs alone were over six feet long.

"Wait for me!" the President exclaimed when he realizedthe Rapture was almost over and he was about to beleft behind.

"Wait for me!" the President exclaimed when he realizedthe Rapture was almost over and he was about to beleft behind.

If you simply cannot stand to leave your flower garden alone,

you can always take it with you.

If you simply cannot stand to leave your flower garden alone,

you can always take it with you.

Vice President Cheney explains the tricky maneuvers

Representative Richard Pombo must use to avoid

prosecution as a corrupt politician.

Vice President Cheney explains the tricky maneuvers

Representative Richard Pombo must use to avoid

prosecution as a corrupt politician.

The White Masque of the Iraqalypse

The White Masque of the Iraqalypse

In his recurring nightmare, Karl Rove sees a woman

dressed in clocks, who sings, "It's five to twelve, Karl, and

at midnight you will turn into Hemorrhoidus Maximus."

In his recurring nightmare, Karl Rove sees a woman

dressed in clocks, who sings, "It's five to twelve, Karl, and

at midnight you will turn into Hemorrhoidus Maximus."

Nicaragua's youth don't play silly Paintball games.

Instead, they build homemade mortars and shoot to kill.

Nicaragua's youth don't play silly Paintball games.

Instead, they build homemade mortars and shoot to kill.

A Loveletter in the Sand to Wang Luobin

A Loveletter in the Sand to Wang Luobin

The demonstrators were amused by the

Dressed-for-Success Dumpster Diver.

The demonstrators were amused by the

Dressed-for-Success Dumpster Diver.

As the Peruvian man rummaged through the garbage

for a bite to eat, the sign on the wall urged him to vote.

As the Peruvian man rummaged through the garbage

for a bite to eat, the sign on the wall urged him to vote.

Bidis, 'the poor man's cigarettes', come in a variety

of flavors, including chocolate, licorice, strawberry,

and vanilla, and are quite the rage among some teens.

"It's like eating dessert and having a smoke at the

same time," said one.

Bidis, 'the poor man's cigarettes', come in a variety

of flavors, including chocolate, licorice, strawberry,

and vanilla, and are quite the rage among some teens.

"It's like eating dessert and having a smoke at the

same time," said one.

Newspaper Editor Accused of Sitting on Story

for Over Six Months

Newspaper Editor Accused of Sitting on Story

for Over Six Months

Egg Standers Hard at Work

Egg Standers Hard at Work

More than 600,000 high school students in

Chile are on strike, demanding more money

for education and a longer school day. Their

American counterparts find this hard to believe.

More than 600,000 high school students in

Chile are on strike, demanding more money

for education and a longer school day. Their

American counterparts find this hard to believe.

The good news: a small boy beats the heat.

The bad news: he lives in Iraq.

The good news: a small boy beats the heat.

The bad news: he lives in Iraq.

The bald eagle had been diagnosed with

Multiple Personality Disorder.

The bald eagle had been diagnosed with

Multiple Personality Disorder.

Saddam has become quite fond of gallows humor.

Saddam has become quite fond of gallows humor.

Say Hello to Iain Murray, Senior Fellow

at the Competitive Enterprise Institute.

He's never seen a pump jack he didn't like

or an oil industry ass he wouldn't kiss.

Say Hello to Iain Murray, Senior Fellow

at the Competitive Enterprise Institute.

He's never seen a pump jack he didn't like

or an oil industry ass he wouldn't kiss.

President Names Henry Paulson to Head

U. S. Treasury Division of Goldman-Sachs

President Names Henry Paulson to Head

U. S. Treasury Division of Goldman-Sachs

It suddenly dawned on Steve Nash that he had

forgotten to use conditioner before the game.

It suddenly dawned on Steve Nash that he had

forgotten to use conditioner before the game.

The judge could tell that the 29% left in President Bush's

glass was backwash and would never pass the smell test.

The judge could tell that the 29% left in President Bush's

glass was backwash and would never pass the smell test.

Ann Coulter's Snark

Ann Coulter's Snark

Close observers say that any time Vice President Cheney flashes his

crooked grin, it means he has just cut a fart and is getting ready to

blame it on his dog.

Close observers say that any time Vice President Cheney flashes his

crooked grin, it means he has just cut a fart and is getting ready to

blame it on his dog.