"Sheesh, bro, you've got the most deviated

septum I've ever seen!"

President Sarkozy and President Boutefilka Meet to

Discuss Algeria's Balance of Noses Deficit with France

As an oldtimer of a previous generation would have said

had he seen this picture of Gordon Brown picking his

nose, "That slicker musta got aholt of a sheep's leg!"

The judge could tell that the 29% left in President Bush's

glass was backwash and would never pass the smell test.

The judge could tell that the 29% left in President Bush's

glass was backwash and would never pass the smell test.