Karl Rove Waiting for His Brain to Catch Up with His Mouth

Andrew Card says accepting an honorary degree

was the best practical joke he's ever played on

the University of Massachusetts.

"Look right here, Mr. President. This staff directory proves

I used to work for you. See, it says: A-N-D-R-E-W C-A-R-D.

That's me!"

There was a time when George Bush

and Andrew Card were world-class

synchronized walkers. But not anymore.

President About to Palm Card

"Mr. President, I'm submitting my resignation,

effective April 14, 2006. And, oh, by the way, somebody

just flew a plane into the World Trade Center."