After retiring from the Senate, Dr. Bill Frist says he willopen a new YouTube-based, remote-diagnosis practice.All his patients will need to do is upload a video and sendhim $125 via major credit card or PayPal. He says hisdiagnoses will be emailed promptly within five

business days.

The eclipse of Senator Bill Frist has begun.

The eclipse of Senator Bill Frist has begun.

After the Senate unanimously approved legislation to

raise the fines against radio and television stations for

obscenity, Senator Frist said, "Parents should be able to

watch television with their children without worrying

about exposing them to unsuitable content." In theory, this

may be true. But, in practice, bigger fines won't have much

effect, since parents and children haven't watched

television together since the days of Ozzie and Harriet.

After the Senate unanimously approved legislation to

raise the fines against radio and television stations for

obscenity, Senator Frist said, "Parents should be able to

watch television with their children without worrying

about exposing them to unsuitable content." In theory, this

may be true. But, in practice, bigger fines won't have much

effect, since parents and children haven't watched

television together since the days of Ozzie and Harriet.

"Some doctors have diagnosed the SRLC

as being in a 'persistent vegetative state'.

Well, this time, I'm afraid they're correct."

Just why the SRLC delegate ended up at

Lost and Found eventually became clear.

"Get serious, Bob!

You've never heard of fristing?"

"No, no, no! These are NOT fisties!

These are fristies."