Brent Wilkes, convicted today on 13 felony counts,

had been warned by President Eisenhower about

the dangers of the Military-Industrial Complex.

But he just wouldn't listen.

Why There Are Lawyer Jokes

Of the $5,000 Brent Wilkes gave him,

Brant "Nine Fingers" Bassett spent

almost all of it at the Lollipop Motel.

Representative John Doolittle (on the left)

and his wife, Julie (on the right),

were delighted by the advance screening of

Planet of the Japes, starring

Brent Wilkes, Ed Buckham, and Jack Abramoff.