Only The Big Cheese make it to the mountaintop.

Cheese Lovers Go Arse Over Tits in Pursuit of

Seven-Pound Wheel of Double Glouchester

How would you like to smell like you've just eaten a

piquant wedge of Stilton, without ever taking a bite?

All you need is a bottle of Eau de Stilton, just introduced

on the perfume market. The unrefined among your

acquaintances may say, "Ooowee, you smell like a pair of

old socks!" But your sophisticated friends will say, "Your

scent is a symphony of natural base notes including Yarrow,

Angelica seed, Clary Sage and Valerian."

How would you like to smell like you've just eaten a

piquant wedge of Stilton, without ever taking a bite?

All you need is a bottle of Eau de Stilton, just introduced

on the perfume market. The unrefined among your

acquaintances may say, "Ooowee, you smell like a pair of

old socks!" But your sophisticated friends will say, "Your

scent is a symphony of natural base notes including Yarrow,

Angelica seed, Clary Sage and Valerian."