Ann Coulter's new line of men's fragrances, A Hard Man Is

Good to Find, is a big hit with the drag queens of Cologne.

Kylie Minogue threw her back out when she lifted a

gallon jug of her new perfume, Darling.

How would you like to smell like you've just eaten a

piquant wedge of Stilton, without ever taking a bite?

All you need is a bottle of Eau de Stilton, just introduced

on the perfume market. The unrefined among your

acquaintances may say, "Ooowee, you smell like a pair of

old socks!" But your sophisticated friends will say, "Your

scent is a symphony of natural base notes including Yarrow,

Angelica seed, Clary Sage and Valerian."

How would you like to smell like you've just eaten a

piquant wedge of Stilton, without ever taking a bite?

All you need is a bottle of Eau de Stilton, just introduced

on the perfume market. The unrefined among your

acquaintances may say, "Ooowee, you smell like a pair of

old socks!" But your sophisticated friends will say, "Your

scent is a symphony of natural base notes including Yarrow,

Angelica seed, Clary Sage and Valerian."