Lord Black of Crossharbour Sentenced to 6 1/2 Years

of Writing on the Walls of His Prison Cell,

"I Wipe My Ass with the Daily Telegraph!"

Balloonmen for Brown Unwavering in Their Support

of the British Prime Minister

"And that's why, Mr. Cameron, I'm known as

the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer."

One measure of Tony Blair's unpopularity in England is

that he is still waiting for someone to pick him up at

10 Downing Street and give him a ride to his new home.

"Listen, you Yorkshire twit! We Danes are the greatest

dogs in the world. Period. End of discussion!"

Demented Woman Arrested Wearing Crown and Furs;

Claims She's the Queen of England

Did you notice that London's Daily Telegraph ranked

Evan Bayh #10 in its list of the Top 100 Influential

Liberals in the United States, way above Fearguth,

who didn't even make the top 10,000?

The King and Queen of Saudi Anglia

As an oldtimer of a previous generation would have said

had he seen this picture of Gordon Brown picking his

nose, "That slicker musta got aholt of a sheep's leg!"

Prince Charles, the White Man's Burden

"Does anybody around here know who invented

these preposterous hats? And while you're at it,

would somebody please tell me who coined the

ridiculous word, 'preposterous'?"

Prince Charles Rescued from Sinking Monarchy

"If I had been one of their patients, I would sure hope

they were better doctors than they were terrorists."

Tony Blair has scarcely left office, and he is already

becoming just one more page in the history books.

Tony Blair's last official act as Prime Minister of Great

Britain was a tiny burp, followed by "Pardon me."

Predictably, no one said, "You're pardoned."

When Tony Blair left 10 Downing Street for the last time,

observers noted how close he has come to invisibility.

"It's Monty P-a-n-e-s-a-r, not P-y-t-h-o-n,

you dumbarse fOkk!"

The Chancellor of the Exchequer grew pensive as he

gazed at his shadow and reflected on Pascal's Pensées.

Cheese Lovers Go Arse Over Tits in Pursuit of

Seven-Pound Wheel of Double Glouchester

As he pursues the office of Prime Minister, Gordon Brown,

Chancellor of the Bedchamber, has a campaign style that

really draws people together.