One of these days, the inheritors of Cindy Sheehan's socks

will probably make a fortune selling them on eBay.

"Yes, I'm exiting from the antiwar stage. But don't you think

for a moment Cindy Sheehan wasn't one of the pioneers

who helped lead America up from the lowland of war

toward the highland of peace. Got that, Bushlicker?"

Cindy Sheehan and her marauding band of bloodthirsty

protesters had threatened to disrupt the Easter egg roll.

But the cavalry arrived in Crawford just in the nick of time.