One of these days, the inheritors of Cindy Sheehan's socks

will probably make a fortune selling them on eBay.

"My house ... is filled with this crap

Shows up in bubble wrap

Most every day

What I bought on eBay."

"Tony, I have an idea. Break your wrist, I'll sign your

cast, auction it on eBay, and then maybe you'll have

enough money to tide you over until the end of the

Bush Administration."

Sign at eBay Headquarters to Be Put Up for Auction at Sotheby's