"Aw, c'mon, officer! All I want is a little peck on the cheek."

Senator Joseph Lieberman has a face that even his mother

couldn't love. "Oy," she once uttered despairingly, "my

boychik is looking more and more like Clarabelle without

a seltzer bottle!"

After spending ten days in Iraq, Senator Lieberman returned

to the United States to lead a parade of the Killer Klowns from

Outer Space.