George Clooney and Tilda Swinton Demonstrating

the Latest 'Safe Kissing' Technique

"You kissed my dad on the lips. Why not me?"

"Aw, c'mon, officer! All I want is a little peck on the cheek."

"Easy, Bernard! This is a temporary greeting,

not a permanent graft!"

Do you know the correct technique for kissing a sturgeon?

If not, Vladimir Putin shows you how.

Sheikh Abdul had been warned that shaking hands

spreads more germs than kissing. He ignored the

warning and paid for it with his life.

If you've ever had a hankering to kiss a beluga whale on the

mouth, Yang Yang shows you how it's done.

Kissing is difficult for parrots

and polar bears,

because they don't have lips like Angelina Jolie.

With a pucker like Jessica's, Roberto couldn't miss.

But somehow he did.