Outpopulated by Blacks and overrun by Mexicans,

Arkansas Republican State Senator Denny Altes

now realizes he should have spent more time making

babies with his wife and less time sending email to the

former mayor of Forth Smith.

Anne Kornblut is the New York Times reporter who

regularly gets email from the folks who work in

the paper's Corrections Department, thanking her

for keeping them busy.

"Sick of politicians who fail to keep promises, Mexicans are sticking

pins in voodoo-style dolls of presidential candidates to needle them

into becoming better public servants." Reading this story, one wonders:

might this technique work better than email and letter-writing?

"Sick of politicians who fail to keep promises, Mexicans are sticking

pins in voodoo-style dolls of presidential candidates to needle them

into becoming better public servants." Reading this story, one wonders:

might this technique work better than email and letter-writing?

If you live in Florida or California, you're in luck.

Buy a Hummer and GM will issue you a pre-paid

credit card which will be credited monthly with

reimbursement for gasoline costs above and

beyond $1.99/gallon until December of 2007.

After that, you will receive an email saying,

"So long, sucker!"

If you live in Florida or California, you're in luck.

Buy a Hummer and GM will issue you a pre-paid

credit card which will be credited monthly with

reimbursement for gasoline costs above and

beyond $1.99/gallon until December of 2007.

After that, you will receive an email saying,

"So long, sucker!"

At age 50, Queen Elizabeth II sent her first email.

At age 80, she still hasn't received a reply.