"When the barber said, 'Shave and a haircut, six bits', I

thought I had died and gone to Arkansas."

Outpopulated by Blacks and overrun by Mexicans,

Arkansas Republican State Senator Denny Altes

now realizes he should have spent more time making

babies with his wife and less time sending email to the

former mayor of Forth Smith.

Did you see the sign which popped up all over Louisiana

after the Razorbacks whipped the Tigers?