"Did you guys come out here to play golf or

to just stare at my equipment?"

World's Worst Jobs #66

Afghani Greenskeeper

Golfalufagus

Tiger rushed to get ahead only to discover

he was already ahead.

You've heard of 'writer's cramp'. Well, there's

one for golf, too.

Ian Poulter, the über-stylish British golfer, credits much of

his success to his life-long infatuation with jackass slacks.

If you putter around India, you'd better mind your P's and Q's.

When Tiger is really hot, this is what he has to do to

keep his putter from melting.

Ernie Els had always been told that the SAP logo on his cap

and shirt stood for Systeme, Anwendungen und Produkte.

But it suddenly dawned on him one day that it might stand

for something more intuitive.

Scott Verplank Giving God a Piece of His Mind