Kathy Heyndel's Latest Creation, 'Unmade Bed

at the Fitz, Sunday Morning'

Hellraiser X: Runway to the Bottomless Pit

When you reach treeline on the Mount of Venus,

don't be alarmed if you find yourself breathing

harder. That's a perfectly normal reaction.

Electron Microskirt

All along the runway the men were captivated by the

latest in over-and-underwear.

"Will you come, will you, will you,

will you come to the bower?"

"I might, Fair Maid, I might,

but thy water bill doth affright."

Ian Poulter, the über-stylish British golfer, credits much of

his success to his life-long infatuation with jackass slacks.

"I've never read a book in my life, including my

own autobiography, Learning to Fly. I'm also

well known for not being able to sing. But I can

outrun a zebra."

Maudie Frickert Puts on Her Dancin' Shoes

"Hey Honey! Is this what you call a 'pothead'?"

The FBI has foiled a terrorist plot to shave off the polychromatic

beard of a friend of New York fashion designer Apollo Braun. Such

an attack, experts say, would have crippled America's economy,

particularly the hair coloring industry. In the wake of the thwarted

plot, a CNN online poll is already asking Americans, "Would the

destruction of such a colorful beard by terrorists have as much

emotional impact as 9/11?"

Isn't it amazing how quickly last year's model

goes out of style?

Personal Flotation Device for the Fashion-Conscious Rafter

Model Dreaming She's Appearing in Public

Not Fully Clothed

Ultra-Orthodox Rabbi Big Hit in Third Season

of Project Runway

"That's right, young lady. Your gown makes you look like

a big helping of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. Yum, yum!"

If you are one of those folks who enjoys living in the spotlight,

you may well find this creation from Viktor & Rolf irresistible.

The hat had worked just fine for her until the time came

for spring migration. That's when she understood why

the design was called 'Fly Away Home'.

What Happens WhenYou Put On Your Makeup

and Get Dressed in the Dark

For throwing a mobile phone at her maid over a missingpair of jeans, Naomi Campbell will be serving a sentencein the New York City Department of Sanitation. While serving,Ms. Campbell will be wearing Corcoran 10" Field Boots with Original Cap Toe, Webbing Reinforcement for Ankle Support,High Performance Laces, and a Vibram® SierraTraction Outsole.