Boy Detained for Plucking Last Blade of Grass in Afghanistan

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Afghani Cotton Weaver

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Afghani Greenskeeper

Citing economies of scale and the importance of competitve

balance, War Czar Douglas Lute is calling for the merger

of all conflicts in the Middle East and South Asia--in

Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Israel/Palestine, and Afghanistan--

into one general megawar. "For want of a better term,

let's just call it World War III," he says.

"No, I'm not playing the Area 51 video game, scumbag!"

Hamid Karzai Goes Forth to Water the Seeds of Democracy

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Afghani Brick Factory Worker

As the President spoke, Hamid Karzai couldn't help but

marvel at the waste of oxygen.

Everyone agreed Hanifa had nice melons.

He had the right to keep and bear arms.

He didn't need a permit to carry.

He didn't have to conceal his weapon.

He had plenty of ammo.

But he still wasn't happy.

This Afghani child can't decide whether she should be an

optimist or a pessimist. Can you help her decide?

Old Afghan Challenges Fearguth to a Frowning Contest

Old Fearguth Accepts the Challenge

The VFW conventioneer hoped her snapshot would do justice

to the President who had done so much to increase

membership in her organization.

Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld testified today that

Pat Tillman's death by friendly fire was an 'unknown known',

i. e., a thing that we didn't know we knew.

Birdman of Afghanistan

Still Life with Cowardly Afghani and the Shadow of Doom

With political instability increasing in his country, HamidKarzai, Afghanistan's President, has taken the precautionarymeasure ofbeing fitted with a Cloak of Invisibility.

"I keep having this pain here in the eastern hemisphere of

my brain. I think I must be suffering from an old war wound."

Abdul Jabar Sabet puts his best face forward.

The unarmed Afghani boy knew intuitively he had

much more power than the heavily armed soldier.