"Here's my economic stimulus plan for Michigan:

double the size of Gitmo and move it to Detroit."

Camp Delta, Guantanamo: Where They Keep

Mitt Romney's Soul When He Isn't Using It

"After I double the size of Guantanamo, it shall be referred

to thenceforth as Mittmo, not Gitmo."

This is a soldier at Camp Delta, Guantanamo. He is trying

to locate Camps Alpha, Beta, and Gamma.

This is a soldier at Camp Delta, Guantanamo. He is trying

to locate Camps Alpha, Beta, and Gamma.