"Don't laugh, proles! You're next!"

Have you ordered your Fearguth Jam Cruise Action Figure yet?

It comes complete with a George Dickel Cap, a pair of cheap

sunglasses, a RAQ Rocks You! T-Shirt, a used Olympus Stylus

400 Camera, and the least expensive watch Wal-Mart sells.

If you don't know how much it costs, you can't afford it. But go

ahead and order it anyway, so you can overextend yourself

and book a room in the poorhouse like everybody else.

"Here's my economic stimulus plan for Michigan:

double the size of Gitmo and move it to Detroit."

Fidel had become pessimistic about what America's economic

downturn portended for global sales of Castro caps.