"One night at a slumber party with my homeboys,

I fell asleep while trying to make shadow animals.

When I awoke, I had become the leader of Hamas, but

I still couldn't make a shadow rabbit worth a damn."

Ismail Haniyeh Doing His Playboy Rabbit Shadow Show

"Touch not the Sacred Wingnut, Ismail, lest ye

unleash the Wrath of Malkin."