People who are dreaming of living in a room like this

are most likely sleeping in a room like this.

"One night at a slumber party with my homeboys,

I fell asleep while trying to make shadow animals.

When I awoke, I had become the leader of Hamas, but

I still couldn't make a shadow rabbit worth a damn."

He had partyed hearty New Year's Eve. Now it

was time to get some shuteye.

Karl Rove Publishes First Newsweek Column;

Readers Say It's a Better Sleep Aid Than Rozerem™

When he awoke, the Silver Surfer sensed that

something was not quite right with his legs.

'Inhumane execution' is a redundancy.

'Humane execution' is an oxymoron.

But both help us to sleep at night.

Drudge Report Funnies #5

"Man stays awake for record-breaking 11 days..."

When the Vice President fell asleep during the briefing

for the President of China's visit, some wiseacre

suggested Mr. Cheney was checking for cracks in

his eyelids. Truth is, the Vice President was reading

his Gideon Bible and suddenly experienced a Unio

Mystica with Spiro Agnew.