Are you in the market for a mask, but want to avoid a fashion faux pas?

Well, make sure you select one that is color coordinated with the rest

of your costume and, especially, one that brings out the best in your

gorgeous eyes.

The little boys wondered what kind of mischief their

wild and crazy parents would think up next.

This Palestinian woman couldn't decide whether to send

a Thank You note to Fatah or to Hamas for remodeling

her home. So she sent one to both.

Rip Van Winkle awakened after a 4,000-year nap only to

discover people in the Middle East were still killing each other.

He is now trying to go back to sleep, so far unsuccessfully.

"Hold on, hold on! I was only kidding about being

a Palestinian celebrating Hanukkah on the eve of

Day Six of Zappadan."

Mahmoud Abbas Expelled from Middle East

Peace Conference for 'Looking Too Scary'

Tiny Condi

"I don't care how vertically-integrated you are, dorkwad!

You're still vertically-challenged!"

World's Worst Jobs #62

Palestinian Rubble Shovelers

Ismail Haniyeh Doing His Playboy Rabbit Shadow Show

Palestinian Theologians Debating the Koran

Mickey Mouse Teaching Palestinian Children

Walt Disney Works for ZOG

World's Worst Jobs #52

Palestinian Dump Digger

Portrait of Mahmoud Abbas Kidnapped,

Held at Gunpoint

Palestinian Playing Dig Dug

American Cowboy Revealed to Be

Palestinian Girlyman

"Sorry, gentlemen, but all of our copies of Harry

Potter and the Deathly Hallows are checked out."

When a suspected suicide bomber approaches you with his hands

over his ears, it's probably a good time to duck and cover.

Palestinian Woman Searches for Blade of Grass

in Gaza Strip, Doesn't Find One

"I know where you live and I see who you are!"