Sean and Katherine, the Original Tighty Whities

"Hi! I'm Katherine Harris, and I give good head to devout

Christian men. Give me a call. My number's on the card."

"So you told Carlo you wanted to put on the cruel

shoes. What happened then, Katherine?"

"So you told Carlo you wanted to put on the cruel

shoes. What happened then, Katherine?"

With $10 million stuffed in her saddlebags,

Katherine Harris waved to the crowd and shouted:

"I'm in this race, and I'm going to win."

Too bad she was riding a 'Three-Gaited Horse',

a horse that 1) trips, 2) stumbles, 3) and falls.

Katherine Harris put the

best face she could on her

cancellation of campaign tripsin Florida. Unfortunately, itwas still hers.