Sean Hannity and Rudy Giuliani, Cheap Tools

"Don't buy cheap tools, thats how you get

yer knuckles busted."

Fearguth has been tagged by the author of this immortal line.

As taggee, he reiterates

Da Rulez

1. Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.

2. Share Christmas facts about yourself.

3. Tag seven random people at the end of your post,

and include links to their blogs.

4. Let each person know that they have been

tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Welcome to the Christmas Edition of "Getting to Know Your Friends"

1. Wrapping or gift bags? "E-mail gift cards require neither."2. Real or artificial tree? "What tree?"3. When do you put up the tree? "See #2."4. When do you take the tree down. "See #3."5. Do you like egg nog? "Yum!"6. Favorite gift received as a child? "First bike, a J. C. Higgins."7. Do you have a nativity scene? "Can't remember. Too young at the time."8. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? "Brilliantine hair oil."

9. Mail or email Christmas cards? "Neither. Sent link to

'I've Been Scrooged' and "Go Elf Yourself" online animations this year."

10. Favorite Christmas Movie? "Elf."11. When do you start shopping for Christmas? "Shopping? No comprende."12. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? "Food."13. Clear lights or colored on the tree? "See #4."14. Favorite Christmas song(s)? "Here Comes Santa Claus."15. Travel at Christmas or stay home? "Stay home."16. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? "Does Rudolf count?"17. Angel on the tree top or a star? "See #13."18. Open the presents Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning? "What presents?"19. Most annoying thing about this time of year? "December."20. Do you decorate your tree in any specific theme or color? "See #17."21. What do you leave for Santa? "Which one?"22. Favorite ornament? "See #20."

As tagger, Fearguth has selected:

I Beati

American Street

The Aristocrats

Zen Comix

Milsabor

Welcome to Pottersville

A Big Fat Slob

"Mr. Hannity, a prominent blogger for Pajamas Media says you

and your ilk are 'a bunch of bedwetting, loudmouth, corrupt,

hypocritical, and incompetent boobs with a mean streak a mile

long and no sense of fair play or proportion.' Would you care

to comment on that?"

“Why do we wear flag pins on our lapels?" Sean Hannity asks.

"Because our country is under attack!”

So, where's his?

At both ends of the Axle of Applesauce, there are big wheels

destined to fall off: Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity.

There are nine boobs in this picture. Can you

spot the only one that's real?

Tom Tancredo apparently only has a problem with aliens

from Mexico, not from Outer Space.

After he's had a few beers with the guys, Sean Hannity will tell

you the only reason he gives a damn about chicks like Debbie

Schlussel is that he's a breast man, not a thigh man.

Sean and Katherine, the Original Tighty Whities

World's Worst Yobs #2

Sean Hannity

When asked what he was doing at the Bunny Bar, Sean Hannity

claimed he was the casting director for a new Easter movie.

And then the Sean Hannity Duo sang a

final chorus of their theme song,

'Mama Told Me Loudmouth Bassturds

Come From Largemouth Bassholes'.

Here's a shot of one of the bugs

that auditioned for Starship Troopers.

This one was accidentally squashed

on the cutting-room floor.

Stan Laurel with His Hat On

Stan Laurel with His Hat Off

"What do you get when you cross Jaws with Flipper?"

A fish that will bite you in half then save you from drowning.

"Pennsylvania is thataway, Hannidaters!

So send your college education bucks back east--NOW!

I promise that Rick Santorum will put your parents' money

to much better use than you ever will here at UVSC."