"Hard to believe, Heather, but it's already the

16th Day of Zappadan."

Samuel David Cheney, Son of Mary, Born Today in Manger

Subleased by Archer Daniels Midland; Controversial Claims

by Grandparents of 'Immaculate Conception' and 'Virgin Birth'

Hotly Disputed

Mary Cheney to Bear Child Out of Wedlock;

Says Baby Will Be "a Bastard Just Like My Dad"

Why Is Dick Cheney 'Old Snarly'?

Reason #2: His Daughter Is Mary.