"As you can see, Vice President Cheney, Secretary

Paulson, and I could really use a stimulus package

right now. Uh, you guys got any blow you could spare?"

"We here in Wyoming don't call the mountains behind me the

'Grand Tetons'. That's way too French for our tastes. We simply

call them 'Big Tits'.

Jackson and Dave, Dick Cheney's Dogs of War,

Awaiting Orders to Stabilize Pakistan

Fire in Eisenhower Executive Office Building

Caused by Vice President Making S'Mores,

Not Burning Documents

The single most powerful argument against government

healthcare is that it is the only thing that's kept Dick Cheney

alive all these years.

Legend has it that Doug Feith was once a rodent that accidentally

got trapped under a wall-to-wall carpet laid in Dick Cheney's bunker.

Thinking it was a pack of cigarettes he had mislaid, the carpetlayer, not

wanting to rip up the carpet, smashed the lump flat with a hammer.

Just then, Lynne's voice was heard upstairs:

"Dick, where's my gerbil?"

Veepenstein #20

Baron's Reanimation Experiment Stirs Controversy

"Murtha and Dingell march to the tune of Nancy Pelosi

to an extent I had not seen, frankly, with any previous

speaker. They are not carrying the big swinging dicks

I would have expected. I’m trying to think how to say all of

this in a gentlemanly fashion, but in the Congress I served

in, that wouldn’t have happened.”

All Hat, No Cattle

Sign of the Times #1

Devil Sells His Soul to Dick Cheney

Expect the unexpected if you lunch with the Cheneys.

"I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink

I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink

I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink

I'm so tired, George Bush is such a fink."

Dick Cheney Uncovers Sleeper Cell of Confederate

Soldiers at Clove Valley Rod and Gun Club

Axis of Evil

Praxis of Evil

Vice President to Speak to Super-Secret, ConservativeCouncil for National Policy at Secure Undisclosed Location

"Yes, I know. There are only 482 days left in our presidency, Dick.

Gosh! So many nations to invade, so little time!"

Veepenstein #19

The Baron with His Clothes On

The Baron with His Clothes Off

Veepenstein #18

In order to produce enough plutonium for an atomic bomb,

you first have to start a Cheney reaction, like this one.

America's Triple Threat: Dick Cheney, George Bush, Mike McConnell

Darth Vader Removes Mask to Prove He's Not Dick Cheney;

Threatens to Sue Hillary Clinton for Defamation of Character