"I'm passing you the baton, Ashfaq,

but I'm keeping the $10 billion

Brother Bush gave me."

Proof That the $10 Billion the U. S. Gave to

Pervez Musharraf Has Been Well Spent

At the urging of President Bush, Pervez Musharraf

took off his uniform. It was not a pretty sight.

"Dear Mushie,

Hope you're enjoying the $10 billion in cash I sent.

Your Buddy,

George"

"The many charms about you

Above all I want my arms about you

Come to me

My sweet embraceable you."

"Tell us, President Musharraf, is Pakistan experiencing

a crackup or a crackdown? The world wants to know!"

To the sound of trumpets,

Bush and Musharraf do

'The Dance of the Oligarchs'.