Ted Klaudt, former Republican state representative from

South Dakota, has been found guilty on four counts of

second-degree rape. When he is sentenced in January, he

could get up to 25 years in prison for each count. In

anticipation of his sentencing, the state's Department

of Corrections is trying to figure out how to accommodate

a man who is accustomed to living large.

When Ted Klaudt, the former South Dakota Republican

lawmaker, attempted to solicit young teenage girls online,

he used the alias, 'Studman'. A more accurate and honest

moniker might have been 'Hard-Core Hindenburg'.

Ted Klaudt, the former South Dakota Republican state representative

indicted on four counts of second-degree rape, has also been charged

with impersonating a hot-air balloon and looking large without a permit.

Ted Klaudt, 49, a former Republican state legislator from South Dakota,

has been arrested and charged with performing 'ovary checks' and

'breast exams' on two teenage girls. Additional charges of 'playing

doctor' and 'being a big fat idiot' are pending.

Governor Rounds to Add

South Dakota's Wombs

to His Real Estate Empire

Senator Greenfield couldn't understand

why eHarmony's Compatibility Matching System

hadn't worked for him.

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Well, come on over to Greenfield's Short Stop

and we'll fix you right up."