Uncle Thomas

"See the top of the Capitol dome, Justice Alito? That's

how high I feel when I discover another way to return

America to the happy days of Plessy v. Ferguson."

"Justice Roberts, you and your conservative colleagues on the Court

sure tore a new asshole in Brown v. Board today. Next thing you know,

you'll be receiving the Orval Faubus Award for School Resegregation."

Right before he bit his index finger, Justice Lou

Costello exclaimed, ""I'm a baaaad boy!"

"Admit it. You know Daniel Henninger is right when

he suggests that the Supreme Court, in the case of

Papish v. The Board of Curators of the University of

Missouri, is responsible for the overuse of the F-word

today. So as I choke the life out of you, fuck you very

much, you fucking motherfucker!"

A judge on the Supreme Court of the Philippines was fired

recently for claiming he could see into the future and for

admitting he consulted imaginary mystic dwarfs. Students

of jurisprudence here in the U. S. say these views are not all

that different from those espoused by Justice Antonin Scalia,

except that he claims he can see into the past.

Justice Thomas is really hacked that

Nino has dumped him for Sammy.

Scalito