Win the Mongolian Wrestling Championship,

win a sea bream.

Things can get pretty rough in women's

Kama-Sutra Wrestling.

You know the fellow on the left. The fellow on the right

was defeated by Hulk Hogan in Wrestlemania III.

Yang Mang Teaching Her Newborn the Elements of Sumo

"I don't mean to be disrespectful, officer, but your side

headlock technique is pretty amateurish."

PeeWee's finest hour was the day he joined Thongmasters.

Believe it or not, this Sumo exercise is called 'Froggy the Gremlin

Plunks His Magic Twanger and Waits for Smilin' Ed to Let Buster

Brown Out of the Shoe to Take Tige for a Walk'.

According to the rules of Sumo, if you catch a rikishi

that's too small, you have to throw it back.

Kotooshu Throws Kotoshogiko in Dohyō,

or

Friday Night Smackdown at Benihana

If you've never wrestled nude in a pool of chocolate pudding,

you just don't know what you're missing.

Wrestler Attempting to Climb Out of Afghanistan

When you speak of 'Indian wrestling', these are the

guys who do it for a living.

Ennui got you down, Bunky? Bored beyond tears? Is tedium

vitae anesthetizing your demon of noontide? Well, what you

need to do to get out of your rut is book a flight to Turkey and

discover, first-hand, the joys and thrills of camel wrestling.

"Admit it. You know Daniel Henninger is right when

he suggests that the Supreme Court, in the case of

Papish v. The Board of Curators of the University of

Missouri, is responsible for the overuse of the F-word

today. So as I choke the life out of you, fuck you very

much, you fucking motherfucker!"

Palestinian Star of Masked Avenger Versus Ultra-Villain

in the Lair of the Naked Bikini II: The Wrath of Allah

Palestinian Star of Masked Avenger Versus Ultra-Villain

in the Lair of the Naked Bikini II: The Wrath of Allah