Zombie Flunks Lurching Class for Third Year in a Row

When Zombies Play Soccer

Of the many dreadful consequences of global warming will

be a world-wide epidemic of Inhofe-and-Mouth Disease.

"Hey buddy! I bet you don't know it's Zombie Pride Day."

"Hey buddy! Can't you tell I'm proud?"

"Hey buddy! If you were as proud as I am, you wouldn't be

reading that trashy Michael Crichton novel."

Zombie from Dawn of the Dead Changes Name to Lordi,

Sings 'Hard Rock Hallelujah' in Eurovision Semi-Finals

Zombie from Dawn of the Dead Changes Name to Lordi,

Sings 'Hard Rock Hallelujah' in Eurovision Semi-Finals